Almost... There.....

Well, I find it almost hard to believe that we are almost done with our ninth grade year. It seems that this year is just moving along really fast, except for third term of course, but other than that it has been really quick. By now most all of us have gotten signed up for all of our classes for our next year of paid torture at high school. Some of us will be become Darts, and others will become Lancers, but in the end, we all came from one place, and that makes all Falcons in the end.

Well, I decided to put something kind of fun on here today mostly for lack of anything else to do. So here you go…

Police Humor

So, you thought that cops had no sense of humor… the following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

· “Relax. The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

· “Take your hands off the car, or I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”


· “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

· “Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn’t know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun.”


· “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

· “Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. I am the shift supervisor?”


· “Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

· “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”


· “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

· “In God we trust. All others we run through the NCIC.”


· “Just how big were those two bears?”

· “No, Sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”


· “I’m glad to hear the chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.”

· “You didn’t think we gave pretty women tickets? You’re right. We don’t. Sign here.”

So hopefully none of us will ever get any of these lines used on us, but you never know…. All of these lines were used on people who maybe just weren’t quite ready to enter the real world just yet, in just a few years; we will be in the real world without anybody there to protect us. Well that is pretty much all that I can really think of doing on this blog today… So just remember to keep you chin up this week and batter everything that gets thrown your way.